What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
A sourpuss!
Why is the number 4 so smart?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
Which state has the best streets?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What do you call a pig thief?
What horn never makes a sound?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Which insect is the smartest?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What is a spider's favorite book?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?