What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
Sundae School.
Why are English teachers so smart?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What is a king's favorite weather?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
Why did the whale cross the road?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What do cows say on NYE?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?