What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
Sundae School.
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
How do football players deal with their problems?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Why are grandkids so great?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What do you call a fly without wings?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?