Which state has the best streets?
Rhode Island.
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What sport do horses love to play?
Which dog belongs in a band?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What do stars celebrate in December?
Where do polar bears store their money?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
What was the first animal in space?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
The museum curator needed a break.