What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
Palm-eranians.
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
What do you call octopus twins?
What does winter fat turn into?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?