What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
Palm-eranians.
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
Why was the musician arrested?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What car can you only see twice a year?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
Which insect makes the best father?
How much does freedom weigh?
How do snowmen get information?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?