What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
Pulp fiction.
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Why do hogs play so much football?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
How is life like toilet paper?
Which is the worst season?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?