What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
The turkey trot.
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
Where do you take sick ponies?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?