What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
The turkey trot.
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
How do animals blend into the desert?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
How can you farm during the winter?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
What do you say to a really good barista?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
Which former US President was always cold?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?