Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Because April showers bring May flowers.
What did the painter say to the wall?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
What are baby potatoes called?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What do you call a famous turtle?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?