Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
Because it had cloudy vision.
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
What do Scottish toads play?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What season begins with a thud?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
Which relative loves rice?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?