What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
March Sadness.
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?