What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
March Sadness.
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What style of music weighs the most?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What's E.T. short for?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What's the most determined bird?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?