Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
They share a common enemy, always fussing at them for eating too many sweets!
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What do you do when two snails fight?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?