Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
Because they got that swing!
What is blue and not heavy?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Why don't fish play basketball?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
How do amoebas make calls?
What animals love to close envelopes?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?