What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
They both go to court.
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What's the friendliest pen?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
What building always gets stains on it?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
How can you make 7 even?
What do rich squirrels eat?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?