Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the "P" is silent.
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
Why do dogs run in circles?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
Why was the dog so popular?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What do you call an arctic cow?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
Where do termites go camping?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What name sounds like the past tense?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
How long do chickens work?