Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the "P" is silent.
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
Which is the worst season?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
What words make the best athletes?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What kind of water does an angel like?