Why did the cat start laughing?
It was amewsed.
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
What is a cow's dream job?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
Families are like fudge.
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?