What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
Double dribble.
What does an attorney say when getting married?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
When is Dad's bedtime?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
What is the smallest lion?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
Which family member is always relieved?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?