What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
Double dribble.
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
When do flowers get their workout in?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
Why are ghosts always single?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?