Why are basketball courts always wet?
Because the players dribble all over it!
Why did the snake cross the road?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
Why are computers so good at golf?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?