Why are basketball courts always wet?
Because the players dribble all over it!
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
How did the toad die?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What is an insect's favorite game?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
What is blue and not heavy?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Why did the cloud date the fog?