What is the emptiest holiday?
Holloween.
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
What fairy loves to count?
What do you do when two snails fight?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
Why did electricity win the race?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
What do naked fish play with?