Why did the baseball player go to jail?
He stole a base.
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
How do you spot a modern spider?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?