Why did the baseball player go to jail?
He stole a base.
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What car always breaks the rules?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
What utensil does water use to eat?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What's the saddest part of the week?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
What do horses say to greet each other?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What do you call a greedy elf?