Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
They milk the punchlines.
What is a parrot's favorite game?
Where does a camper keep his money?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What superpower do all middle children have?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
What bird is losing its hair?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?