What happens when a frog's car dies?
He has it toad.
Why was the broom late for school?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
Where was Noah born?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
Why is a computer so smart?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?