What happens when a frog's car dies?
He has it toad.
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?