Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Because they're too far out.
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What do horses say to greet each other?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
Where does cheese invest its money?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
What event do spiders love to attend?
What animal has the most fun?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?