What do you call twin dinosaurs?
Pair-odactyls!
Why was the cow afraid?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
Why did the student eat their homework?