What do you call twin dinosaurs?
Pair-odactyls!
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Which elf is the best singer?
What animal should you never play poker with?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?