Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Because it always beats around the bush.
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
Why are cause and effect so close?
What game do mice love to play?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What color are all the books in the library?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What does the sun drink out of?