Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
She was feline fancy.
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
What bird helps you stay dry?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What animal floats best?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?