What instrument do secretaries usually play?
The Faxophone.
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What did the salad say to its dad?
What stories are told by basketball players?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
What did the painter say to the wall?
What style of music weighs the most?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What do bees say in the summer?