What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Parcel-y.
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
What do you call an Irish spider?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?