What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
A passport.
What did the sickly elevator say?
What's the loudest sport?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
Where do horses reside?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
What's the laziest vegetable?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What do cats wear to work?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?