Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
She had her head in the clouds.
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
Why did the computer run out of money?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
Why do trees hate going to school?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?