Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
She had her head in the clouds.
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Did you know about April 1st?
What do bees say in the summer?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
What do pigs do over the summer?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
How do you grill cheese?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
What type of birds stay together forever?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What is blue and not heavy?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
How does dinner smell?