What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
Legal briefs.
Why is money so stubborn?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
Why do hogs play so much football?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
What British bugs are the best singers?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
What did you learn in school today, son?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What's the opposite of irony?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?