What style of music weighs the most?
Heavy metal.
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
How does the sun listen to music?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
Where do horses reside?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
What's a cat's favorite snack?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?