Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
Because it's a litter box.
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
What table can you never sit at?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What is blue and not heavy?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What is the tallest building in the world?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
Why was the computer cold at work?
How did the tree feel in spring?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?