How much does freedom weigh?
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Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
Why did the elk have great hair?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What do cows like to dance to?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
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Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
Why did the mare gain weight?