What dogs are always lying to you?
Bulldogs.
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
What's a bat's favorite game?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What reads and lives in an apple?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
Why did the student eat their homework?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
What British bugs are the best singers?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?