What dogs are always lying to you?
Bulldogs.
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What do you give a sick lemon?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
Which computer won the talent show?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?