What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
I've been baboonzled!
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
How do bees get to school?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
Why do math teachers love March?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
Why are winter days great?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
How do you drive a man crazy?
What shape has a knighthood?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
What animal always goes to heaven?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?