What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
Tell him I can't see him.
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What did the salad say to its dad?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Who granted the fish a wish?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What do you call an animal pop star?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What do cows say when you milk them?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
Why do golfers hate cake?