What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
Tell him I can't see him.
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
How did groundhogs get their name?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
Which dog belongs in a band?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
Why did the turkey cross the road?