What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
The Oscars®.
How long do chickens work?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?