What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
The Oscars®.
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Why are grandkids so great?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?