Why do sewers make terrible runners?
They always have a stitch in their side.
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
How do automobiles fly?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What do you call a retired cowboy?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
Why are English teachers so smart?