What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
Apple cyber.
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What do you call siblings who love math?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
What goes zzub, zzub?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
What day never takes itself seriously?
What does a dog say before eating?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
How are mountains able to see?