What do you get when two plants kiss?
Tulips!
Why are skeletons always hungry?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
How do football players deal with their problems?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
What birds make average students?