How are mountains able to see?
They peak!
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What kind of store would a dog own?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What do you call a famous turtle?
Where do frogs keep their money?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
How do you send a message in the forest?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?