Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
Because she wanted to grow a power plant.
Why did the airplane get grounded?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
It's Crowded!
What reads and lives in an apple?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
Where do hands go on vacation?
What day is your mom always right?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What kind of books do boats write?