Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
Because she wanted to grow a power plant.
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What did the bee say to the flower?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?