What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
Lettuce out of here!
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
What did the confused bee say?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
How does one gelatin greet another?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
How does a squid go into battle?
What do you call a greedy elf?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?