Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Because they were always in school.
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
How do scientists grow fruit?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
What color are all the books in the library?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
Why did spring break up with winter?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
How do you grill cheese?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
What are the strongest days of the week?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?