Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Because they were always in school.
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
Where do surfers go to school?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
Where would you put an injured insect?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
How do fireflies start a race?