What day never takes itself seriously?
April Fool's Day.
Where do pigs love to take naps?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
How do fall and winter say hello?
Where do hands go on vacation?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
How does a cow do math?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What games do ants play with elephants?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?