What does a dog say before eating?
Bone appetit!
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
Where do German dogs sleep?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What British bugs are the best singers?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
Where does the president keep his razor?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?