What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
My throat is a pony.
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
How do amoebas make calls?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
Where do German dogs sleep?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
How does a cow do math?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Why do all the planets get along?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?