Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
It was great at hawking its wares.
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
What do goats and moms have in common?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What do you call a Zen egg?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
How do horses navigate at night?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
Why is winter considered holy?
What should you wear to a tea party?
Why are scissors so forgiving?