Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Because he was a space cadet!
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
Where do horses reside?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
How does a taco bless the table?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
Where are average things manufactured?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?