Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Because he was a space cadet!
What do Scottish toads play?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
Why are frogs always so happy?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What is the strongest animal?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What food is a man's best friend?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?