What is the biggest ant in the world?
An elephant.
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What fairy loves to count?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
Why do trees try new things so often?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
Why did the fish blush?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What fish only swims at night?
What do you call a short cow?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
Why are cars magic?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?