Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
They only have one tail!
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
Do you have the best ceiling?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
How do animals blend into the desert?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What animal is always ready to protect people?