Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
They only have one tail!
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What do cows say on NYE?
Why do cows go to New York?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
What is blue and not heavy?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Why did spring break up with winter?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
Where would you find an elephant?